Hell In A Basket Rotating Header Image

January, 2010:

It’s Raining Iguanas

It seems the recent cold snap in Florida has caused it to rain iguanas. The lizards become to cold to hold on and fall out of their lofty tree top perches. Just walk around and scoop them up. Yummmm, iguana….

Just remember, they aren’t dead, just cold. Make sure you keep them refridgerated until ready to use or you may be in for an unpleasant surprise.

I’ve Figured It Out…

The plan for the Hopey Changey Thing:

Disarm the people

Stifle free speech

Tax the people into poverty

Make the people dependant on goberment handouts

Turn “law enforcement” over to our enemies

Declare OB Emperor for Life

Poor people…

wait a minute…That’s US…baaaaa

We’re screwed.