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March 12th, 2010:

Support Amazon.com

Mar 12th, 2010
by OH Hell.
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Amazon.com as you probably know by now, unless you live under a rock, has suspended it’s affiliate accounts in Colorado. This is due to the Colorado Legislature passing a new law (HB 10-1193) imposing sales tax regulations on online retailers. The new regulations do not require online retailers to collect sales tax. Instead, they are clearly intended to increase the compliance burden to a point where online retailers will be induced to “voluntarily” collect Colorado sales tax .

I was an Amazon affiliate and even though I can no longer receive any revenue from them as an affiliate,  I still support their decision.

When are the idiots people running the asylum governing “we the sheep people” going to clean the wax out of their ears and listen – WE ARE TIRED OF TAXES, NEW TAXES, OLD TAXES, TAXES ON EVERYTHING WE DO, BUY, SELL, OR THINK ABOUT. ARE YOU LISTENING YET????

Try fiscal responsibility for a change. Stop adding new and glorious layers of bureaucracy, paying your pals for crap we don’t need, studying things that don’t need studied, and passing laws we don’t want or need.

GET A CLUE.

Everything Is Dangerous

Mar 12th, 2010
by OH Hell.
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Everything Is Dangerous

Words and Music © 2007 by Tom Smith
Released under a Creative Commons Noncommercial ShareAlike License

Your kid can get salmonella from his new pet turtle,

Buckle your seat belt or through the windshield you will hurtle,

You can choke on anything not bigger than your head,

Everything is dangerous, so how come you’re not dead?

You might poke your eye out with any given toy,

You might die from allergies to peanuts, wheat, or soy,

All these deadly circumstances we cannot improve,

Everything is dangerous, so please try not to move.

Terrorists are everywhere, in every school and mall,

And it might be better if you don’t touch cheese at all.

All the other drivers are insane and they’ve got guns,

Don’t pick up hitchhikers, even if they’re dressed as nuns,

Your date has GHB, he hopes tomorrow you’ll forget him,

Everything is dangerous, so go ahead and wet ‘em.

Dihydrogen monoxide will surely spell your doom,

It might just be easier if you don’t leave the room.

Make sure that your sunscreen is at least SPF 30,

Don’t eat food in restaurants, the chef’s hands might be dirty,

Gay men want your body and they can’t control their urges,

Monks have secret messages they’re chanting in their dirges.

Magnetic waves from in your cell phone just might fry your brain,

There’s a flying spaghetti monster in your beef chow mein,

Paris Hilton might explode, I saw it on Fox News,

Everything is dangerous, including Starburst chews.

Keep yourself hydrated or you’ll pass out from the heat,

Watch out for a wormhole openin’ up beneath your feet,

Motorcyclists with tattoos just got out of the joint,

Homeless people have diseases, so don’t stare and point.

From the moment that you’re born until the day you die,

Everything might kill you, and a lot of things will try,

So you’ve got two choices, and they’re easy to compare,

Everything is dangerous, or everything’s just there.

Everything is dangerous, so suck it up, mon frere.

I just knew it… can I say “I told you so…”???