TEHRAN, Iran – A top Iranian judiciary official warned Monday against the “destructive” cultural and social consequences of importing Barbie dolls.
Officials are worried that Barbie and her ilk are causing irreparable damages to their children. They must be protected from the negative effects of western culture (you know the things like equality, personal freedoms, dangerous things like that).
I like it – a 6 foot tall, blond, Marine – the best of both worlds. Lets kick some ass!!


