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Celebrating Colorado Prairie Dog Day

OH Hell — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 04:28:46 +0000

Reasons I like Prairie Dogs:

Moving targets – like whack a mole, only with live ammo…
Bubonic plague – it keeps the riff raff out.
Rattle snakes have to have somewhere to live, too.
The amusement factor – in new subdivisions built on top of old dog colonies…

Feel free to be pissed off. Remember, it’s better than being pissed on.

Sometimes I wonder…

OH Hell — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 18:17:58 +0000

How come some people will get the weather forecast for the day from their phone…instead of looking out the window….and then make numerous comments about how wrong it is and “Why can’t they ever get it right…” And then…in the next breath…check the forecast for next week and proclaim “It’s going to really nice next week!!!”

HELLO??? If the forecast for the day is WRONG, what makes you think the forecast for NEXT WEEK is any more accurate????

These are the same people who swoon over movie stars, love reality TV and believe the evening news….

I’m just glad my life doesn’t depend on the decisions these people make.

You Will Be Assimilated….

OH Hell — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 03:23:13 +0000

“When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional. I’m getting out before Obama makes it mandatory.”

GySgt Harry Berres, USMC