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I want a pill that will make me thin, rich, and good-looking. If I can’t have that, I will just drink enough Tequilla and I will think that I am… Sounds OK to me. Tequilla – Ask Your Doctor!!

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Everything Is Dangerous Words and Music © 2007 by Tom Smith Released under a Creative Commons Noncommercial ShareAlike License Your kid can get salmonella from his new pet turtle, Buckle your seat belt or through the windshield you will hurtle, You can choke on anything not bigger than your head, Everything is dangerous, so how [...]

Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez thinks we are invading Haiti, using the earthquake as a pretext.  Quote from This Blog Is Full Of Crap: “If the US wants poverty, AIDS, unemployment, suffering, and pissed-off people who don’t speak English, we could just invade Detroit.” It would be much more convenient. If you feel the need to [...]