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I couldn’t resist…

really, the devil made me do it.

We’re Invading Haiti?

Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez thinks we are invading Haiti, using the earthquake as a pretext.  Quote from This Blog Is Full Of Crap:

“If the US wants poverty, AIDS, unemployment, suffering, and pissed-off people who don’t speak English, we could just invade Detroit.”

It would be much more convenient.

If you feel the need to help out, (REALLY HELP OUT) check out Team Rubicon and send some $$ and prayers their way. Team Rubicon is a self-financed and self-deployed group of former Marines, soldiers and health care professionals currently providing emergency relief in Haiti. Good people, doing good.

It’s Raining Iguanas

It seems the recent cold snap in Florida has caused it to rain iguanas. The lizards become to cold to hold on and fall out of their lofty tree top perches. Just walk around and scoop them up. Yummmm, iguana….

Just remember, they aren’t dead, just cold. Make sure you keep them refridgerated until ready to use or you may be in for an unpleasant surprise.

Read Before Signing….

My Mom taught me to always read a document before signing  it. I have pissed people off because of this.  When you sign a legal document, you are pledging your word that you will abide by the terms of it. You may not intend to sign a contract that requires you to, say, sell your first born to the Devil, but if you don’t read it…. As they say, the Devil is in the details.

Our illustrious Congress Critters and Present OB seem to have found this out the hard way. And, no, it doesn’t have to do with the Healthcare  Reform Fiasco.

Present OB  signed a bill into law Wednesday that would require passengers who carry firearms aboard AMTRAK be locked in boxes for their journey. It seems there was a **ahem** typo (or something) between the version of the bill that was passed and the bill that made it’s way to the Present’s desk.

Earlier this week, Congress sent the president a massive spending bill that funded dozens of federal departments. In the transportation section of the legislation are safety requirements for AMTRAK customers who carry firearms on board, basically bringing the rules in line with the airline industry.  The bill Congress passed, mandates that passengers with firearms declare they have weapons with them in advance and stow them in locked boxes while on the train.

The language that referred to putting the guns in locked boxes morphed into requiring the passenger as well as the gun to be placed  into locked boxes.

So, maybe, BO should read what he signs….Naah, that would be to easy.

Bigger IS Better

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Android Fail

Ahhh, What a week it’s been!!! Earthquakes, Tsunamis, escalating violence in A’stan,  negotiations with Iran  and …… Present BO of the US  ….flys to Denmark to pitch for the Olympics.

Obviously, the Present IS an Android and his motherboard has failed.

Barack Obama’s amazingly consistent smile from Eric Spiegelman on Vimeo.