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Good Thing Stupid isn’t a crime…

”All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people”. (Eugene Pallette in “My Man Godfrey” – 1936)

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Caution: Government Stupidity Approaching

HR 875 The Federal Takeover of Food as we know it. Forget “Buy Local” Forget grow your own. Prepare to be assimilated.  No kidding – this bill will drive small farmers right out of business. Looks like that’s what Big Brother wants. Oh, hey – what about the little garden in the yard at the White House (oh wait a minute – that’s  soooo racist, a WHITE House) . Anyway – do you think Michelle and the kids will have to abide by the rules set for the rest of us….HA, not a chance in hell.

This POS legislation goes hand in hand with the NAIS program. This program is designed to drive small livestock raisers out of business. That should nicely corral the food supply.

When we can’t raise our own food, or livestock and the government takes our wages to spend as they see fit, we can just toddle off to our “mandatory volunteerism” and all will be well with the world.

The unicorns better start shitting gold brick s pretty soon.

New Administration Has Plan….

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The best laid plans of mice and govt. generally suck.

Civics Class – Pay Attention

So , did you ditch High School Civics class? Or did you attend and just not pay attention?

Take this QUIZ and see how you do.

I scored 78.79 %. Much better than I thought I would do.

We’re Screwed.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.  ~P.J. O’Rourke

I didn’t watch the debate. I’ve already made up my mind on how I will vote. It really sticks in my craw to vote for McCain, but I wouldn’t vote for Obama if he were the only candidate running. I wouldn’t even hire him to clean the shit out of my barn.

We have so many talented, smart, motivated people in this country. Where are they? Certainly not running for office – they are to smart for that. Instead we get shit for brains that thinks THEY know what is best for everybody! I feel like grabbing them by the ears and shouting “YOU AREN’T LISTENING!”

1} You aren’t my Mommy.

2} I earned my paycheck, you didn’t. Keep your hands off it.

3} Don’t tell me I have to pay for the poor and the disadvantaged  because they don’t have a job (ie. don’t have any money, go figure), and I do.

4} I didn’t buy more shit than I could pay for so don’t whine to me ’cause you can’t pay off your loans.

5}Don’t tell me I can’t protect myself. The Constitution tells me I can. The pursuit of happiness includes the 2nd amendment.

6}My job performance is tied to my staying employed. Government doesn’t seem to have this concept. Maybe it should.

ARE YOU LISTENING?????

Probably not.

Best Laid Plans

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A fire at Los Alamos has had one significant consequence. A secret scientific document was discovered in a bunker whose security systems were mostly destroyed by the fire. This document was leaked to the public last weekend.

Actually it reveals nothing that we didn’t already suspect. But it does show that the government has known all along that besides arsenic, lead, mercury, radon, strontium and plutonium, one more extremely deadly and pervasive element also exists.

Investigators at a major research institution had discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery was named Governmentium (Gv) but kept top secret for 50 years. This new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 deputy neutrons, 75 supervisory neutrons, 75 assistant neutrons, 224 deputy assistant neutrons, and 111 team leader neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since it has no protons or electrons, Governmentium is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

According to the discoverers, a tiny amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of approximately three years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which deputy neutrons, supervisory neutrons, and morons exchange places.

In fact, a Governmentium sample’s mass will actually increase over time, since, with each reorganization, some of the morons inevitably become neutrons forming new isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “Critical Morass.”

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Just Think – this is an election year, we will reach “Critical Morass” soon, It will be preceded by “Critical Dumbass”, I’m sure.

When is a duck not a duck?

Answer: When it’s an Economic Stimulus check.

I got mine this week. Lets take a look at it and see just what it is stimulating.

Well, I could spend it on gas. God knows I use enough of it, commuting to my job. My spending on gasoline just to get to work has jumped from 10% of my take home pay to over 20%. But if I spend it on gas, who am I stimulating? Not any one in the US. Do I really want to give it to Saudia Arabia? No.

I could spend it on groceries. After all, I do have to eat. U.S. food prices rose 4 percent in 2007, compared with an average 2.5 percent annual rise for the last 15 years, according to the USDA. And 2008 could be worse, with a rise of as much as 4.5 percent. Although over 80 percent of the seafood Americans eat is imported, less than 2 percent of total seafood imports are inspected. Only 11 percent of beef, pork and chicken imported in 2007 was inspected at the border by the USDA. Problems found in the small percent of inspected food include Listeria, Salmonella, Vibrio and just plain old filth. Do I need to stimulate Mexico, Peru, Panama, or China? No. I think I will continue to attempt to raise most of my own food. (And as an aside – it is NOT the American farmer that is getting the bulk of the money that accounts for the rising price of groceries).

I could go to Wally World and spend it on cheap imported crap from China. Those poor Chinese sure need my help, don’t you think. Wait, I am supposed to be stimulating the AMERICAN ECONOMY.

Taking into account all of our outstanding liabilities (including the ones the politicians don’t want to mention and conveniently don’t mention) we have a $55 trillion national debt, and it is going up every minute. What has it bought us? 1.5 million aimed at refurbishing a statue, $650,000 for ornamental fish research; $2 million to store the Smithsonian’s collection of preserved frogs, lizards, and assorted critters, $4 million for a civilian research center in Acadia National Park, $90,000 for the Steamship Authority that operates ferries to Martha’s Vineyard ( all of those poor folks that live out there have to have a way of getting around, you know).

You will be glad to know that even though your wages haven’t risen much (or any at all), your productivity is up. Business sector productivity grew 2.4 percent in the first quarter of 2008 as output increased 0.6 percent and hours worked by all persons—employees, proprietors, and unpaid family workers—declined 1.7 percent (seasonally adjusted annual rates) according to the Bureau of US Labor Statistics. I know my productivity in my job has increased – due to the boss not replacing workers in my department as they moved on or died (5 in the last few years). I have to move my ass faster just to keep up, not that my wages are keeping up with my ass. But at least the boss has a nice house in Mexico and can take a 6 months vacation every year. By the way, a 20 cent raise is NOT going to make a big difference in my lifestyle!

It’s not that I couldn’t use the money, it’s just that I don’t see exactly what the idiots persons who thought up this waste of taxpayers money thought they were accomplishing. It’s not enough money to make a real difference in most people’s life. Most of the things that it will be spent on, will not help the AMERICAN economy. It adds to the National Debt, which the politicians seem to be adding to nicely without any additional help. It is mortgaging our future and the future of our children and grandchildren. It will have to be paid back someday, with interest.

So, what is my point? Attention elected representatives – yes, you folks in Washington D. C. I’m talking to you. The point is FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY. You are digging a hole – STOP DIGGING. Stop screwing the American people. Don’t stick crap in a popular bill, just so it will get passed, because no one wants to say no in a popularity contest. Read the bills you are passing (remember the Farm Bill?), take a good hard look at spending. If I ran my checkbook and bank account the way the Government runs this country, I would be broke and in jail in very short order.

Spend the money we need to to fix what’s broke and keep the country running. Don’t spend our hard earned dollars on pet projects just because you can. Spend the taxpayers money just like it was your own hard earned dollars. We will all be better off.

And my Economic Stimulus check, what will I spend it on? The simple answer is, nothing. I am sending it back to the fairy land it came from. I may have to pay but I don’t have to play.